wtfbadromancecovers:

So do you think that bird is trying to block the epic lensflare, or is it creating the epic lensflare?

wtfbadromancecovers:

What, couldn’t cram a fourth title on there?

wtfbadromancecovers:

It’s not that it’s apparently Lovecraftian tentacle porn, it’s how positively indignant he looks about the whole thing. Like “what, think you could do better?”

pmzzo:

adversavory:

catbountry:

character-kun:

carlsaganisgayporn:

digatisdi:

travalicious:

omg just read this description

That. Sounds. So. Bad.

WERE-DOLPHINS

sounds like my kind of book

I hope they have prehensile penises because otherwise this book would be bullshit.

another book i have to track down to add to the Awful Romance Novel Pile„

Were-dolphins??? I didn’t know were-dolphins were a thing.

manicgingerpixie:

glasmond:

fujo:

Glasl unser im Pornohimmel,
geheiligt werde dein Name.
Dein Livestream komme.Dein bayrisches Stöhnen geschehe,
wie im Himmel, so auf Erden.
Unser tägliches Shörlockporn gib uns heute.
Und vergib uns unsere Treue,
wie auch wir vergeben dir, dass du uns süchtig gemacht hast.
Und führe uns nicht in Versuchung,
sondern bringe lieber Floobin dazu, weiter so tolle Bildchen zu malen.
Denn dein ist der Porn und der Livestream und die Bayrischkeit in Ewigkeit.
Amen.

Grobe Fassung :)
Fühlt euch frei Passagen zu ändern, damit wir am Ende ein perfekes Glaslunser haben!

Warum seh ich das erst jetzt!? Awww hahaha <3333

OMG perfekt.

sajina:

wollphilie:

to everyone I met at the Leipzig Book Fair today — thank you, that was fantastic!

More pictures.

fuchsimeon:

glasmond:

2zday:

teatime

Sind das die Partylichter vom Moriadi

Dem Moriadi sei Pardilichta

sajina:

(Two chapters someone typed up long ago with a few typing mistakes that make it at one point even more hilarious.)

SOMEONE MAKE A LIVESTREAM. I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND THE ANATOMY OF ONE SCENE.

craving-for-you:

siberianchan:

sorion:

leandralocke:

blood-and-confetti:

aplum:

There is indeed a book by that name. And this is part of the review, taken from Brandy Purdy’s Book Reviews and News Blog

-The sex scenes go on for so long you might find yourself wanting to scream at Sherlock and Dr. Watson “You’ve got a bloody case to solve, will you just get on with it please?” But if your desire is to see Sherlock Holmes and his devoted Watson on more passionate terms, and in vivid erotic detail, this book just may be precisely your cup of tea.-

Just sayin…

So… basically someone wrote fanfiction and made money with it? Damn, we’re doing something wrong.

Also, where can I order this?

We are definitely doing something wrong ;_; *sadface*

XD

Was neues für Glasis Livestream.

Ja!